Archive | October, 2010

Ferrets Gone Wild

31 Oct

Coach Paredes and his bands of Ferrets have announced the “I love Ferrets” campaign. After a dismal start this season,
the Ferrets are looking for any type of spark. Lil’ Skim
also known as the East Coast Big One, has been known to
bribe DAFL owners with sexual favors.

Paredes admitted that “It made sense to bring her in for
some late night entertainment. Out team needed to get their frustration out.” Once the team train party ended, witnesses stated that Kimberly was trying to do the walk of shame with no witnesses. She was seen fleeing the Ferret Facilities by the paparazzi at 4am. there was no where to run… She
eventually turned around and yelled while pointed at her
shirt, “I love Ferrets bitches!!!

There seems to be a media explosion with the Ferrets. Even
Kimberly would be pressed to deny this. Although they do not boast the best record in the DAFL, they surely are the most loved team. Rumors are circulating throughout Hollywood of a possible movie agreement, Ferrets and the City. Enrique
Iglesias has shown an interest in playing coach Paredes.
Kathy Bates is the front runner to play Kimberly. Other
offers have come in as well… Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has reached out to Paredes, offering $1 million for the disclosure of the Kimberly sex tape. Coach Paredes told the media that he has more class and will not disclose the
videos. However, he did hint about a new Ferret logo
involving Kimberly and her secret Ferret obsession.

Vida Guerra,
DAFL reporter

Set Lineup Reminder for D.A.F.L.

30 Oct

Week 8 preview from Kim

30 Oct

Are you taking some of Run DMCs meds, Lil’ Kim? That post
sounded almost civil. You’re gonna lose ur street cred
talking like that. Here’s hoping my hitman…..i mean, some totally unknown stranger hits Tony with a minivan before the games this weekend. Carpe Diem! ;-]

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Girls Gone Ferrets?

29 Oct

Come on Write something!

29 Oct

I nominate the commissioner of this league for the most gay commissioner ever..
Stop begging people to write shit….I always respond and have talked shit on chat…
it’s not my fault you feel your league is inferior to the NFL, PSFL, and Corona Inserts….
Let’s talk about how the Ferrets are going to get demolished by the Maulers this w/e…
and how my two recruits (Maulers/Gunslingers) have shaken up the DAFL….I should get a kickback from the commissioner, and my two recruits at the end of the season…..

Come on Write something!

29 Oct

First of all I would like to thank Kimberly for keeping the negative energy up in the DAFL with all her articles. She
will continue writing as long as she is winning. Honorable
mention goes to Mark Brownlee, by far the 2nd most vocal
owner in the DAFL and prime candidate for rookie owner of
the year. Anyway, your post doesn’t have to be long or
overly complicated. You can post a few lines, just get
involved and wrote something.

The point for this post is this, write something you fools. Talk shit, make fun of Jadi and his idiotic comments, make
up a name for Kimberly, poke fun at Mark, and you can even
write an article about beating last year champion….the 0-7 Underdogg. The first person that loses to this team should
kill themselves and trade off their entire team.

You can also post up funny pics about someone. I found this great plugin that works with all web browsers. You can edit it right from your webpage..easy like Kimberly. Go to:
http://www.picnik.com/info/tools

Lastly, there is no Loyalty amongst Dirty Animals, fail to
write and you may not be part of DAFL in 2011. The main goal for this league is to make it funny. There is also SmackTalk on game day. A chat session that is located on the bottom of your score page. Join us and talk shit.

Again that link is: http://www.picnik.com/info/tools

The Commish

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What is your favorite Kimberly name?

28 Oct

Do not forget CUMguzzerly

– Jadi