Archive | September, 2010

Trophy code & placing order

30 Sep

Hey Dave,

My name is Jairo and I am the commissioner for my fantasy football league. Wanted to place an order today (throwback large base) and attempted to use the 10% off coupon, 6Pack. The code is not working. Price remains $375 not including the plaques. I heard today is the last day for this code.

Called your office and spoke with Patrick. He indicated that you could honor the code upon your return. Please let me know if this is possible.

Would like to thank you in advance for your help.

Cell: 201-233-4372

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Day 2 of “CumberGate

30 Sep

As a reporter, I would like to ask the following question: “Will Lil Kim and V be meeting in Hoboken to get a little tortilla action on?”….If that is the case…I would like to get in on that action….

Erin And
Las Desnudas spokeswoman and resident hoe

Day 2 of “CumberGate”

30 Sep

V addresses the media Thursday morning

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Thursday, September 30th, 2010

V calmly addressed the media this morning
regarding the allegations made towards Kimberly of the
Hoboknights. Labeled “CumberGate” by the NY Times, the
situation has elevated. It is rumored that Kimberly now
wants a share of the Ferret organization. There are also
hints that she is seeking legal representation with Jadihel Rodriguez, owner of the JiZZWax and long time rival. Mr.
Rodriguez and Ms Kimberly ignored all questions and are
remaining silent. There seems to be confusion amongst the
owners as to what the allegations are. When asked, Jairo
responded, “We have done a thorough investigation and feel
that our reaction was necessary to ensure DAFLs integrity. Although we believe Kimberly has done no wrongdoing, we will restrict her commissioner access for the time being… It is always best to overreact then under assume”
There are still no answers just lingering questions. VG has expressed that she is on her way to Hoboken to
meet with Kimberly. More details to follow.

John Madden,
DAFL Intern

Ms. Sierchio’s DAFL commissioner privileges have been temp suspended

29 Sep

Initial reports from Erik Estrada are vague to say the least. He has gone into the fetal position after 5 minutes of checking out Ms. Sierchio. Since there is no other man out there brave enough to fully check her, the commissioner’s office has dropped all charges. DAFL’s second coming of the Big One will have her commissioner privilege reinstated. In response to Kimberly’s futile statements questioning the integrity of the DAFL Commissioner, Jairo Paredes. Most owners are ignoring it and indicating that her claims are falling in mute ears. The "Ferrets are 0-3..Really, if I was cheating, I would have had a better record. Come on Kimberly, I thought Hoboken girls were smarter than that. Might as well just move to Vegas and marry Juan if you are going to act and think small like a regular housewife."

Vida Guerra

On Wed, Sep 29, 2010 at 1:21 PM, Kimberly Sierchio <ksierchio513> wrote:

No No No… Please enlighten us all and let me know why disabling my tradig ability would help me in any way shape or form.

After you finish your "investigation" I would like a formal apology as I have never abused by commish privledges. Its not like I updated my roster in the middle of a game, cough, cough War machines. Its not like I was behind you in the Waivers and somehow managed to nab Brandon Jackson, ehem, Ferrets….. So make sure you investigate that as well.

On Wed, Sep 29, 2010 at 12:57 PM, Jairo H. Paredes <notifications> wrote:

We are further investigating this situation. 21 Jump Street,
SVU, CSI, CHiPs, and Miami Vice have joined in to further

evaluate the allegations. Lead detective, Erik Estrada will
be giving Kimberly the magic stick and will directly report
all findings to the league commissioner.

Updates to follow.

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Week 3 Recap

29 Sep

The Self Loathing JizzWack were the highest scoring team for the second time this season with 125 points, but still fall second in total points to the HoboKnights. Lowest scoring
team were the ferrets with a meager 66.5 points, this
surprised no one.
Best Matchups of the week:
There were no good matchups this week, you either won or
lost and it was by a margin of 10 or greater. And I think
we all know who will be playing in the Toilet Bowl this
year.

As always KY South is dominating the league and it seems
almost unfair teams in other divisions will get playoff
spots that are undeserved. Even the Noob Mark Brownlee has settled into the division nicely, but with the HoboKnights
and Jizzwax in the same division one can only dream of a
playoff berth. Can someone outside the division beat the
Beasts of the South, sure doesnt look like it. The
Hopelawn Maulers look to have a decent squad this year as
well, but only time will tell. Durex North is am ongoing
joke in the league, one can only imagine which Loser will
make the playoffs from that division.

In a desperate vie for attention Head Coach Paredes is
accusing Coach Sierchio of some form of cheating.
Apparently he suggests that Coach Sierchio disabled her
trading ability to enhance her chances of winning. It is
still up in the air of the KY South division ambulance
chaser, eh Lawyer, Jadi R will represent Kimberly in her
unwarranted trial. Kimberly was quoted with the following: I expect an update on these charges by end of business day today or have these charges dropped immediately.

#1 DAFL Analyst
Gabe Suporta

Sorry abt the EOMs

29 Sep

I usually like the expression, Yeah what what, I got it goin on, what what.

Mr Mark Brownlee (My Droid insists on spelling your name Brown Lee) your attempt at smack talk is cute the other noobs should take note.

Please talk smack all year, not only when you beat your opponent, for it isn’t smack talk when you are just rubbing it in.

Learn how to post messages, I dont care what you are using. The first few times you get a pass for making us read empty emails, the next time you will be tarred and feathered.

On Tue, Sep 28, 2010 at 9:26 PM, Mark Brownlee <wiredog8> wrote:

Sry abt those msgs, this NetBook has a mind of its own
sometimes. In any case, Wars underhanded tactics , although
apparently legal, wound up not helping him at all. So the NJ
Guns will withdraw their protest. Nice try, AK.
As far as the ever-exuberent Lil’ Kim goes,my theory is:
When I’m dealing with Hos, just flash the Guns 😉

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Ms. Sierchio’s DAFL commissioner privileges have been temp suspended

29 Sep

No No No… Please enlighten us all and let me know why disabling my tradig ability would help me in any way shape or form.

After you finish your "investigation" I would like a formal apology as I have never abused by commish privledges. Its not like I updated my roster in the middle of a game, cough, cough War machines. Its not like I was behind you in the Waivers and somehow managed to nab Brandon Jackson, ehem, Ferrets….. So make sure you investigate that as well.

On Wed, Sep 29, 2010 at 12:57 PM, Jairo H. Paredes <notifications> wrote:

We are further investigating this situation. 21 Jump Street,
SVU, CSI, CHiPs, and Miami Vice have joined in to further
evaluate the allegations. Lead detective, Erik Estrada will
be giving Kimberly the magic stick and will directly report
all findings to the league commissioner.

Updates to follow.

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