Archive | October, 2007

Jadi… You are FIRED!!

9 Oct

CEO of the Dirty Animal Football League announced on Tuesday that he has fired Jadihel Rodriguez, Director of Technology and Blogging Media.  “I prefer not to get into the details but I will say this, you got to play hard and work harder.  Jadi was not doing any of these things for the DAFL.”  It is rumored that Jadi has not been totally fired but will serve as the Custodial Engineer for the Toilet Division of the DAFL.  “We are now taking application.  Please send us an email.

JP

DAFLonline.com announces a new column

8 Oct

DAFL International announced on Monday, October 8th 2007, of plans to publish a new column called Dear Chris.  Chris, a former coach and owner of  the Da Preditors , a sorry DAFL team in 2006.  He failed to make the winners list in 2007 due to poor management and an atrocious record.  Chris plans to enlighten the DAFL with his negative thoughts and ridiculous ideas.  Please welcome Chris back to the DAFL.